Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscar twittering

I'm throwing down first impressions of the Academy Awards over on Twitter.

Check it out:


Uh oh . . . Penelope Cruz has won an Oscar. 

Doesn't bode well for her future survival, re. the Insanity of (former boyfriend) Tom Cruise. She has one but he does not. He won't like that.

In fact, just about everyone in the winner's circle tonight is likely in Tom's cross-hairs in the coming weeks. I hope they have all renewed their insurance policies.


Hmmm. I guess Tina Fey and Steve Martin have rocketed to the front spot in the Tom Cruise hit list. (Psst. Don't make fun of made up religions . . . I you want to live.)

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