Friday, February 18, 2005

Microsoft drops the 411 on the kid's lingo . . . or, Why Won't Someone Monitor the Children?

Are you worried that the world is passing you by?

Do you sit on your porch and think that those rotten kids are plotting to sneak into your yard again and tear up your rose bushes?

Do you have any idea at all what "leet speak" is?

Yes to one and two, but no to three?

Well, don't worry.

Microsoft (that helpful and always understandable company that your work with most every day) has prepared a primer on the lingo that kids use today when they are talking about stuff they don't want you to know about!

So, use this handy, easy-to-follow guide to spy on your children.

You'll never be in the dark again and maybe when you leave your kid a note about how you want to discuss his marijuana habit with him, you can write the note in a way that s/he will understand. This will, undoubtedly, raise your "street cred" in their eyes and make you seem more approachable.

So, study up parents.

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