In a worrisome bit of news, I read on Slashfilm.com that Peter Jackson met with Tom Cruise recently. The article speculates a lot about what this might mean, suggesting all sorts of film possibilities--from a part in PJ's executive producer The Hobbit films that are being developed by Guellermo del Toro right now, to TinTin, to a District 9 sequel, to who knows what all.
The point is that if Peter Jackson doesn't placate Mr. Cruise in a satisfying way, his continued existence on this earth is in definite jeopardy. So, for the sake of all of your fans out there, Mr. Jackson . . . heck, for the sake of the tourist industry of the entire nation of New Zealand . . . you must give Mr. Cruise WHAT HE WANTS!
If he wants to embrace his short stature and take on the role of Bilbo Baggins . . . LET HIM!
If he want his daughter Suri to audition for the role of Dwarf king Thorin Oakenshield . . . LET HIM!
If he wants you to be the director on Mission Impossible IV! . . . SAY YES!
Go along to get along . . . and more importantly to keep breathing.
You don't want to make him angry! Just ask any number of deceased members of the Hollywood cadre.
Please?
Thanks.
The point is that if Peter Jackson doesn't placate Mr. Cruise in a satisfying way, his continued existence on this earth is in definite jeopardy. So, for the sake of all of your fans out there, Mr. Jackson . . . heck, for the sake of the tourist industry of the entire nation of New Zealand . . . you must give Mr. Cruise WHAT HE WANTS!
If he wants to embrace his short stature and take on the role of Bilbo Baggins . . . LET HIM!
If he want his daughter Suri to audition for the role of Dwarf king Thorin Oakenshield . . . LET HIM!
If he wants you to be the director on Mission Impossible IV! . . . SAY YES!
Go along to get along . . . and more importantly to keep breathing.
You don't want to make him angry! Just ask any number of deceased members of the Hollywood cadre.
Please?
Thanks.
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