Friday, August 16, 2019
Football Counter-Programming 2019: Preseason
Are you ready?!
It's the time of year when I blog the most. When you combine together my annual effort to distract you from slavishly watching college football all weekend long AND the tradition of talking about upcoming television shows . . . you get me trying to be publicly creative in an outmoded medium of self-expression.
But then again, you could say that I am an out-moded medium of self-expression.
I might look at you quizzically when you say that to my face. But, then again, I'm thinking it in my head right now as I type this. So how can I convincingly make thsi seem unexpected? You know, this might work better as an audio joke. But as I try to prolong it even more by typing it, and backing up to fix my mis-spelling and grammar and everything. Just trust me that if you were hear watching this appear on a screen, you'd already be tired of it.
ANYWAY . . .
The point of this post is to inform you that I am preparing to start up another season of Football Counter-Programming. Each Saturday during the college football season I will try to craft some blog post on some random topic of my choosing that will be so inventive, so dazzlingly creative, so undeniable that you will set aside everything and give up the culture of football to read my blog post.
Deal?
Okay.
Now . . . I know that I just said that the topic would be of MY choosing. But I want to be upfront with you and say that if you have an idea for something you want me to write about, I would love to hear it. Please drop me a comment on this blog post or leave me a social media mention with some ideas. I will consider these suggestions and hopefully live up to your expectations.
If you DON'T have any suggestions, I'll just be forced to sit down in front of a blank screen and start typing with my fingers and see where it takes me. And if you read the paragraph above about the stream-of-consciousness joke writing, then maybe you want to prevent that?
If you are new to this, however, and want some samples of past efforts, I'll link to a few of my favorites below.
2014 Week 1: certainly not the best, but definitely the first entry in the theme
2015 Week 2: in which it was revealed that the Twin Peaks Log Lady was the world's greatest fan of the Dark Knight
2016 Week 3: where I make public one of my best ideas ever
2017 Week 2: when I recounted the time I got involved with the local cops
2017 Week 6: where I worked on complaining less and becoming a more positive person
2018 Week 1: featuring a ranking of top-5 fictional presidents
2018, Week 10: featuring a GoPro video of Grace's marching band sophomore year show "Full Circle"
And remember . . . until I see you again on the first football Saturday of the season. The preseason college rankings have about as much truth behind them as a presidential election poll 16 months before Election Day.
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