tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7936855.post1752406130837366555..comments2023-10-09T05:27:59.888-04:00Comments on Why Won't You Grow?!: Ruminations on what is "real"Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02587995461067202017noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7936855.post-34984285825486279232009-08-07T10:02:37.314-04:002009-08-07T10:02:37.314-04:00All this metaphysics before breakfast is giving me...All this metaphysics before breakfast is giving me a headache. Let me get some coffee and then we can talk about the myth of the singular self and other stimulating subjects.Sven Gollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09545633059051707884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7936855.post-66782261734044426282009-08-06T23:17:27.823-04:002009-08-06T23:17:27.823-04:00Real things include:
Hair Extensions
Tire Irons
Le...Real things include:<br />Hair Extensions<br />Tire Irons<br />Leprosy<br />Brilliantly Shiny Ingots<br /><br />And that is all that is real, sir.<br />--TFSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7936855.post-23994516370797946532009-08-06T21:44:45.924-04:002009-08-06T21:44:45.924-04:00And, speaking about what is real . . . how about t...And, speaking about what is real . . . how about this email that I received today.<br /><br />"Good Day<br /><br />As you are aware of the activities of terrorist attacked at our airport,<br />during our daily routine on 100% inspection of incoming and our going<br />flights, we arrested a man with a consignment that claiming to be your<br />partner, after we scan the trunk box, we discovered the trunk box contain liquid cash in [US] Note and other documents attached to the consignment did not carry the suspect name, but carry's your name and address as the receivers of the trunk box and this is very SUSPICIOUS.<br /><br />Get back to me immediately to explain your intention; before I proceed to contact my superior and your embassy for more investigation, hope you are not sponsoring terrorism with this fund? be very sincere to me please.<br /><br />Attached is my ID.<br /><br />Yours in service,<br /><br />Office of Meche Nathan,<br />Metropolitan police chief<br />Heathrow Airport UK"<br /><br />1. He was apprehended with "liquid cash"! Did he get ahold of Dr. Horrible's matter transportation ray?<br />2. I always though--given that they helped create the language and everything, that the English had a better command of the English language than this.<br /><br />3. I really should spend more time making fun of this, but it would have detracted from the "point" I was throwing together in the main post above. But, please deconstruct at your leisure and be sure to include witticisms in the comments.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02587995461067202017noreply@blogger.com